Reblogging because I nearly shat myself when the song started.
Reblogging because GENIUS!
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(56,283 plays)Ladies, help me out here. Guys in vests? Or guys in vests? Right, guys totally in vests. I mean, why wouldn’t you want guys in vests? The photoset above shows you exactly how an ordinarily hot guy can turn into a ridiculously hot guy once he puts on a vest. I mean. Look at them. Just look. I’ll wait. You done? Okay.
As most of you may or may not know. I’m a little obsessed with guys in vests. In particular, HOT guys in vests. I really can’t resist them. I also have strict rules when it comes to guys in vests. Don’t just think you can whip on any ‘ol vest and automatically look sextacular. Oh no. It doesn’t work that way! If you wear a vest the wrong way I WILL tweet about you. Oh yes, I will. So…to avoid my harassment via Social Networking I’ve compiled a simple list that every vest enthusiast should follow.
#1 Tuck your goddamn shirt in if you’re going to wear a vest!
If there were a Cardinal sin to go with the rules of vest wearing this would be it. Tuck in your shirt! Jesus! You look like a 16 year old private school boy who just got out of class. You’re trying to look dapper, son!
#2 No, you can’t wear short sleeves with that vest…but you CAN roll up a long sleeve shirt.
*facepalm* Really Billie Joe? a) You’re going to wear a short sleeved button down with a tie, and b) you’re going to accessorize it with a vest? *Gasp!* The nerve! If you’re worried about getting over heated— there are these things called cuffs. You can unbutton them, and sexily roll your sleeve up to just about your elbows. BUT NO FURTHER!
#3 Are you kidding me? That vest isn’t form fitting at all!
So you found a vest. Good for you! But it sloppily flaps in the wind against your torso—looking strikingly similar to that pirate flag you flew on the porch of your summer shore house a-la Senior Week 2003. Do you think that looks good? Awww. Really? How cute. Stupid, but cute.
#4 I’m warning you—if you put on those reading glasses I will jump your bones.
FACT: The thicker the frames of those reading glasses are the quicker your vest will be crumpled up on my bedroom floor. Be careful. I’ve been known to pounce without warning.
#5 Look, just because Justin Timberlake wears a fedora with his vest doesn’t mean you can too.
I know. I know. You’re bringing sexy back, but that was 2007—and this is 2011. Put the fedora back in your closet and reserve it for a few select individuals whose names begin with a Johnny and end with a Depp.
So follow these 5 simple rules and you to can look pretty damn sexy. Ladies, feel free to reply to this post with a photo of your favorite celebrity in a vest. If you want to take it a step further—post one beside him WITHOUT a vest, and see the difference! You’ll thank me later.
Or guys! If you think you’re hot, and have a photo of yourself in a vest by all means—share! I’ll save the photos for myself later.
Oh, and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8
once again, do I actually see some eyebrow in this photo?!??
Stop wearing glasses. Seriously.
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* Bow-ties are cool! Jackets are cool!
* Being punched in the face by the wife is cool!
* Exploring underground caves where mythical things are hidden using torches is cool!
* Having your stetson/fedora taken off - ie, shot off - by the wife is cool!
This is brilliant, really brilliant.
David Tennant reading Shakespeare Sonnet 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.There is an art to speaking and this man has mastered it.
(Source: sneak-a-peek, via tennantsbluebox)
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YES. PLEASE.
harrietjonesformerprimeminister:
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO HEART.
This man’s name is David Bowie. Every day, he struggles with being completely perfect. Look at the sheer anguish captured in this picture. He is awesome and he knows it. This unfortunate condition was caused by his spaceship crashing here and stranding him among humans, whose sheer inferiority makes him seem even more incredible by comparison.
Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done. He is doomed to be forever remembered by history as an amazing individual. Please keep David in your thoughts.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS?!
I LOVE THIS.
One of my coolest and most talented friends modded and painted a Maverick Nerf Gun to be reminiscent of the TARDIS. He did an awesome job and I love it! It came out the nicest shade of TARDIS blue. :)
Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)
That’s fucking creepy.
its weird and so accurate. wow.
Well fuck dude. Everything makes sense now D:
Oh shit.
I’m probs Hitler. Let’s see :’)
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